Adventures in Wingnuttery

Keeping up with the wild assertions that have been ginned up to attack Obama is a real challenge, particularly as the election draws near and the desperation level intensifies. A brief, but hardly all-inclusive, summary:

• He was born in Kenya, not the United States.
• His father is not Barack Obama Sr, but 1960s radical Frank Marshall Davis.
• His father is Malcolm X.
• His college education was funded by Islamic terrorists.
• He was educated in an Islamic madrassa, where he learned to Hate America etc etc.
• He is a Muslim. He is STILL a Muslim 'cause Muslims say he is and we know they don't allow take-backs, so there.
• He gave up his US citizenship when he moved to Indonesia as a child.
• His wife made a bitter, hate-filled speech lashing out at "whitey". A videotape exists but is being suppressed.
• His wife gave a bitter, hate-filled radio interview lashing out at "white racists". An audiotape exists but is being suppressed.
• He is a Socialist.
• He is a Marxist.
• He is a Communist.
• He is the Antichrist.
• His wife was jealous of a possible relationship with a campaign volunteer and forced him to send her to a Caribbean Island.
• He'll "turn over the country to the blacks".

OK, that last one is, in fact, true. You found us out. We're going to have a Blackazoid-created wonderland of awesome negrosity.

"Negrosity" quote h/t Pandagon

You can't make this stuff up, folks.

UPDATED: With fresh new wingnuttisms:

• Baby killer!
• He'll take away all our guns!
• He'll tax all our guns and ammo before he takes 'em away.
• He'll declare martial law.