Sunday, November 2, 2008

Adventures in Wingnuttery

Keeping up with the wild assertions that have been ginned up to attack Obama is a real challenge, particularly as the election draws near and the desperation level intensifies. A brief, but hardly all-inclusive, summary:

  • He was born in Kenya, not the United States.
  • His father is not Barack Obama Sr, but 1960s radical Frank Marshall Davis.
  • His father is Malcolm X.
  • His college education was funded by Islamic terrorists.
  • He was educated in an Islamic madrassa, where he learned to Hate America etc etc.
  • He is a Muslim. He is STILL a Muslim 'cause Muslims say he is and we know they don't allow take-backs, so there.
  • He gave up his US citizenship when he moved to Indonesia as a child.
  • His wife made a bitter, hate-filled speech lashing out at "whitey". A videotape exists but is being suppressed.
  • His wife gave a bitter, hate-filled radio interview lashing out at "white racists". An audiotape exists but is being suppressed.
  • He is a Socialist.
  • He is a Marxist.
  • He is a Communist.
  • He is the Antichrist.
  • His wife was jealous of a possible relationship with a campaign volunteer and forced him to send her to a Caribbean Island.
  • He'll "turn over the country to the blacks".

OK, that last one is, in fact, true. You found us out. We're going to have a Blackazoid-created wonderland of awesome negrosity.

"Negrosity" quote h/t Pandagon

You can't make this stuff up, folks.

UPDATED: With fresh new wingnuttisms:

  • Baby killer!
  • He'll take away all our guns!
  • He'll tax all our guns and ammo before he takes 'em away.
  • He'll declare martial law.

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