Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Sunday, November 2, 2008
Adventures in Wingnuttery
Keeping up with the wild assertions that have been ginned up to attack Obama is a real challenge, particularly as the election draws near and the desperation level intensifies. A brief, but hardly all-inclusive, summary:
- He was born in Kenya, not the United States.
- His father is not Barack Obama Sr, but 1960s radical Frank Marshall Davis.
- His father is Malcolm X.
- His college education was funded by Islamic terrorists.
- He was educated in an Islamic madrassa, where he learned to Hate America etc etc.
- He is a Muslim. He is STILL a Muslim 'cause Muslims say he is and we know they don't allow take-backs, so there.
- He gave up his US citizenship when he moved to Indonesia as a child.
- His wife made a bitter, hate-filled speech lashing out at "whitey". A videotape exists but is being suppressed.
- His wife gave a bitter, hate-filled radio interview lashing out at "white racists". An audiotape exists but is being suppressed.
- He is a Socialist.
- He is a Marxist.
- He is a Communist.
- He is the Antichrist.
- His wife was jealous of a possible relationship with a campaign volunteer and forced him to send her to a Caribbean Island.
- He'll "turn over the country to the blacks".
OK, that last one is, in fact, true. You found us out. We're going to have a Blackazoid-created wonderland of awesome negrosity.
"Negrosity" quote h/t Pandagon
You can't make this stuff up, folks.
UPDATED: With fresh new wingnuttisms:
- Baby killer!
- He'll take away all our guns!
- He'll tax all our guns and ammo before he takes 'em away.
- He'll declare martial law.
Saturday, November 1, 2008
Senate Predictions
NC: Kay Hagan (D) replaces Liddy Dole (R).
Hagan had a slight but steady lead until Dole began running her "Godless" ad. Oops. Hagan surged by 3 points overnight.
GA: Saxby Chambliss (R) defeats Jim Martin (D)
While it would be sweet justice to see Chambliss beaten, I fear Jim Martin just didn't have enough in the tank. A shame--Martin is a man who would serve Georgia well.
KY: McConnell (R) defeats Lunsford (D)
This would have been a HUGE pick up, but McConnell has a solid machine in a very red state.
AK: Begich (D) replaces Stevens (R)
Begich was up 2 points when Senator Ted "The internet is a series of tubes" Stevens was convicted on 7 counts of lying, etc. Ted goes down the tubes, Mr. Begich goes to Washington.
LA: Landrieu (D) defeats Kennedy (R)
The Republicans best hope for a take-away this cycle falls short.
The Rest: Democrats all-- John Warner cruises to an easy win in VA; CO and NM each send cousins named Udall to DC; Max Baucus wins in MT, and Al Franken pulls off the win in MN.
Final Senate tally: Democrats 56, Republicans 43, Independent 1.
The Republicans will get one back right away when Joe Lieberman gets kicked out of the party.
Hagan had a slight but steady lead until Dole began running her "Godless" ad. Oops. Hagan surged by 3 points overnight.
GA: Saxby Chambliss (R) defeats Jim Martin (D)
While it would be sweet justice to see Chambliss beaten, I fear Jim Martin just didn't have enough in the tank. A shame--Martin is a man who would serve Georgia well.
KY: McConnell (R) defeats Lunsford (D)
This would have been a HUGE pick up, but McConnell has a solid machine in a very red state.
AK: Begich (D) replaces Stevens (R)
Begich was up 2 points when Senator Ted "The internet is a series of tubes" Stevens was convicted on 7 counts of lying, etc. Ted goes down the tubes, Mr. Begich goes to Washington.
LA: Landrieu (D) defeats Kennedy (R)
The Republicans best hope for a take-away this cycle falls short.
The Rest: Democrats all-- John Warner cruises to an easy win in VA; CO and NM each send cousins named Udall to DC; Max Baucus wins in MT, and Al Franken pulls off the win in MN.
Final Senate tally: Democrats 56, Republicans 43, Independent 1.
The Republicans will get one back right away when Joe Lieberman gets kicked out of the party.
Sarah Palin's medical records
Still not released.
She had promised to do so, and when asked about it again confirmed that she would release them.
Still waiting.
I do not subscribe to the tin-foil hat theory about the baby actually belonging to her teenage daughter: That's preposterous and counterproductive.
However: She was in Dallas, TX to give a speech when she began to feel unusual pains and began to leak amniotic fluid. She chose to stay in Texas, give the speech, then get on a plane and fly from Dallas to Anchorage, with a stop in Seattle.
All of this with the knowledge that she was carrying a special-needs child.
Texas is home to one of the finest neonatal ICU centers on the planet. Instead, she got on a freakin' plane and flew to Alaska.
Perhaps there is some comment in the records which might reveal that decision for exactly what is was---foolhardy at best.
Original story from last spring in the Anchorage Daily News.
She had promised to do so, and when asked about it again confirmed that she would release them.
Still waiting.
I do not subscribe to the tin-foil hat theory about the baby actually belonging to her teenage daughter: That's preposterous and counterproductive.
However: She was in Dallas, TX to give a speech when she began to feel unusual pains and began to leak amniotic fluid. She chose to stay in Texas, give the speech, then get on a plane and fly from Dallas to Anchorage, with a stop in Seattle.
All of this with the knowledge that she was carrying a special-needs child.
Texas is home to one of the finest neonatal ICU centers on the planet. Instead, she got on a freakin' plane and flew to Alaska.
Perhaps there is some comment in the records which might reveal that decision for exactly what is was---foolhardy at best.
Original story from last spring in the Anchorage Daily News.
Palin Pranked
Uh-oh: A Quebecois radio show gets through to Gov Palin pretending to be French President Nicholas Sarkozy.
(h/t Daily Kos)
(h/t Daily Kos)
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